RBI - Minnesota

The Starting Lineup

Name	Nicknames	Bats	Pos	Avg	HR	Pwr	Sp	Ct
Dan Gladden	None	Right	LF	.281	8	759	140	20
Gary Gaetti	GAR!!!!	Right	3B	.257	31	891	130	25
Kirby Puckett	Fuck It	Right	CF	.332	28	822	134	6
Ken Hrbek	Home Run Bek	Left	1B	.285	34	894	120	16
Tom Brunansky	Bruno	Right	RF	.259	32	906	130	23
Greg Gagne	Gag Me	Right	SS	.265	10	807	124	22
Tim Laudner	Laundromat	Right	C	.225	16	879	120	34
Steve Lombardozzi	None	Right	2B	.238	8	789	124	31

The Bench

Name	Nicknames	Bats	Avg.	HR	Pwr	Sp	Ct
Roy Smalley	None	Left	.275	8	759	120	18
Mark Davidson	None	Right	.267	1	744	132	22
Randy Bush	Vagina	Left	.253	11	789	130	26
Gene Larkin	Dee-Nee!	Left	.266	4	771	122	22

The Staff

Name	Nicknames	Arm	ERA	Sf	Sr	Ss	Cl	Cr	Dr	En
Frank Viola	None	Left	2.90	194	173	153	4	9	6	40
Bert Blyleven	Bertus	Right	1.45	184	165	160	10	6	9	54
Juan Berenguer	Senor Smoke	Right	1.38	216	184	152	4	2	6	12
Jeff Reardon	None	Right	1.92	197	178	146	8	5	5	14

Team Synopsis, by Potsie

Pitching

Bert Blyleven is the man. Start with him and you're good for at least 7 innings. Even if he gives up a lot of runs early you must have faith in him. He is the only pitcher to have a faster 7th inning pitch than his first pitch of the game. If you must use another pitcher put in Berenguer who has a very nice fastball. Other than that I almost never use the other 2 pitchers. They could be good but I really don't know.

The Lineup

Sub Bush for Danny Gladden. Danny Gladden fucking sucks, do not ever leave him in. Randy Bush has a lot of power and pretty good speed. He is typically good for a few homers and the occasional hit.
Garrrrrrrrrrr. He is the only reason I play with this team and his nickname is spelled with 11 r's. He used to be the fucking man but lately he's been slumping. He usually is good for a homerun or two.
Kirby Pucket is not that good. His stats are way to good for his performance. He has his moments but other than that he is an average number three hitter.
Kent Hrbek has some power but I have yet to have a really good game. When he hits a homerun he hits the piss out of it and he doesn't it's almost always an out.
Bruno has a lot of power and is probably the most consistent hitter on the team. He hits a lot of homers and gets a decent amount of hits.
Sub Roy Smalley for Gagne. He's really not the best hitter but is better than Gagne. If he doesn't hit a homerun in the first at bat don't expect much from him for the rest of the game.
Laudner is capable of a powerful game but unfortunately he doesn't show up every time. He used to be the man, but as of late he doesn't do his nickname justice. If he was more consistent he would be one of the best number seven hitters in the game.
Dee Nee!!. Gene Larkin is the inspiration for this line. He's not the greatest hitter but is known for the occasional homerun

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