Houston Astros



Name Nicknames Year Bats Pos Avg. HR
Cesar Cedeno None 73/74 Left OF .320 26
Jose Cruz Cheo 1977 Right OF .297 17
Bob Watson None ??/76 Left OF .301 16
Glenn Davis Geena 1986 Right 1B .265 31
Denny Walling None 1986 Right 3B .312 13
Alan Ashby None ??/82 Right C .316 12
Dickie Thon Richard 1983 Right SS .286 20
Billy Doran Doran with cheese 1985 Left 2B .287 14

The Bench

Name Nicknames Year Bats Avg. HR
Enos Cabell None 1984 Right .310 8
Kevin Bass K-Bass 1986 Left .313 13
Billy Hatcher None None Right .316 12
Terry Puhl None 1987 Left .287 13

The Staff

Name Nicknames Year Throws E.R.A
Nolan Ryan Ryan Express t 1968 Right 3.15
Mike Scott None None Right 2.22
Joe Niekro None 1938 Right 3.50
JR Richard Little Richard None Right 3.15

Team Synopsis, by Gantry


Houston was some programmer's sick idea of a joke. Words cannot express how terrible this team is, but here are some highlights:

  • Only 3 hitters with 20+ homers (The Yankees have 10)
  • No bench player with more than 13 homers
  • No left-handed pitchers
  • Zero Hall-Of-Fame hitters
  • 11 Total All-Star Appearances out of the starting lineup (Dimmagio had 13 by himself!)
  • They return 75% of the roster that made Houston the worst NES team

They are so bad that they do not deserve a complete writeup. Heed my advice friend, stay away from the Astros...

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